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Q: One time I was getting head but I was laying down and she jerkin and I'm about to nut and I'm laying down at an angle and It was so good i swear to god i was charging up to be a super saiyan and shit but when I finally bust time slows and I fucking nut on my cheek. Im freaking the fuck out and she's laughing and rolling on the floor and im freaking the fuck out and I'm like shit this don't make me gay do it it was an accident. She cleaned the nut off my cheek. bruh. Terrible














"She cleaned the nut off my cheek"💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Lmfaooooooo why do guys get so uptight about their own nut getting on them, but forever tryna nut on someone’s face????

Like, you don’t want the nut that came out of your own body on your face, but you want it on mine??

😒😒😒 yes 😂

Shit I know it comes from my body but do you take a shit and play with it? Do you rub snot on your face after blowing your nose? Mhm

omgg 😂😂😂

Y’all childish lmao

My nut game strong so I am always on the look out for my own nut when I’m jacking my shit.

Gotta remember the 5 D’s of dodge ball my niggas.

1) Dodge
2) Duck
3) Dip
4) Dive
5) Dodge

it be getting that serious bruh ? lol

What does me wanting my nut on my womans face have to do with me wanting any nut on my face?

If I like the idea of cumming on my womans face and she likes it too why do i then need to like the idea of cum being on my face?
son who fooled yall?
who lied to yall?


oh lord yall bout to start a fight over man juice

It’s a body fluid. Everyone is over reacting

I can’t believe it’s that serious for some people

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Here are some wonderful facts about Sea World’s orcas!
The average lifespan of wild orcas ranges from 30-50 years, although some females can easily make it past 80 (a wild orca named J2 or ‘Granny’ is 103 this year!). The lifespan of a Sea World orca is around 25 years, the median age being 9. But at least they put on a good show!
Don’t worry, collapsed dorsal fins are a common condition, although in the wild only sick or injured orcas have collapsed dorsal fins. All of Sea World’s males and some females have it, it makes them look unique! 
The size of Sea World’s tanks compared to an orca is about the same as a human to a bathtub. Lot’s of room to stretch and move!
Wild orcas swim 100+ miles a day, they would have to swim around their tank 1,400+ times a day to achieve that. But that seems like a lot of work, and you may see the animals hanging out near the surface of the water or on the bottoms of their tanks for hours. That’s a lot more relaxing than swimming all those miles!
Sea World gives their orcas a Valium-like drug to stop the whales from acting aggressively towards each other and to numb their minds from their vastly uninteresting concrete tanks. Buying a ticket to Sea World is an excellent way to help them pay for these drugs that they pump their animals full with!
Many captive orcas show abnormal behaviors like head bobbing, chewing on concrete, and self mutilation by banging their heads into the side of the tank. Obviously just temper-tantrums! Silly things.
In the wild, there has been only one orca attack. Bad orca! While in captivity, there have been over 100 attacks and 4 deaths. These animals just need more training, it couldn’t possibly be related to their confinement! 
Food is used as reinforcement for tricks. Do a trick, get your dinner. Don’t want to do a trick? I guess you don’t eat tonight you stubborn thing! 
See? Sea World isn’t as bad as people make it out to be! Oh, one more fact: for every $1,000,000 Sea World makes, about $600 goes into conservation efforts (about $0.5 a ticket). I’m so glad they care about conservation of the ocean! Amazing work!
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If you haven’t realized it yet, this post is 100% sarcastic. It should be obvious, but not everyone understands sarcasm…

Please don’t let this die
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